Certified / Free Range Single V-Neck Tee — Funny Single Pride Shirt
This soft black V-neck is for the single girl who roams responsibly, flirts selectively, and cannot be kept in a pen. The front keeps things low-key with a small “Certified Single” chest graphic, while the back goes full ranch-label energy with “Free Range Single — locally grown + emotionally available.” Cute with jeans, excellent at happy hour, and ideal for anyone who is independent, approachable, and only mildly supervised.
Product features
- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric — breathable, year-round comfort
- Retail V-neck with ribbed knit collar — flattering neckline that retains shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape — structured fit that resists stretching
- Ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / Platinum WRAP) with tear-away label
- Heather blends available; made in Nicaragua; meets adult flammability standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat